We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”
“So fucking fetch”
Did I ever tell u guys about this business card my mom had because let me tell you
"That was fucking incredible.” - Things To Do in GTA V: Fast Cash
I FUCKED UP.
DON’T LOOK AT ME.
I just invented a new word:
given my follower count and the number of days in a year its way more than reasonable to assume that it’s one of your birthdays today
happy birthday whoever you are